19 Reasons (Not) to Adopt a Dachshund

Richard Thomas
Over 15 years handling, testing, and restoring pocket, fixed-blade, and Damascus steel knives across hunting and everyday-carry disciplines.

Why avoid adopting an affectionate dachshund? There are plenty of good reasons not to invite this short-legged little dog into your home. 😜 Curious to know what they are? Read this article to the end to discover the 19 Reasons not to adopt a Dachshund 😊😍!

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Reason 1: Because the dachshund is a stubborn little dog…

If you’re a fan of the “laissez-faire” approach, it’s clear that a doxie isn’t for you. This small dog with a strong personality will lead you by the nose if you don’t show some firmness. But be careful, with a sausage dog the motto is: “an iron fist in a velvet glove” 😉

Reason 2: Because the doxie isn’t cute enough

Expressive brown eyes, lovely floppy ears, chubby little paws, a magnificent coat ranging from black to dapple—this is certainly not the description of a cute little dog…🥰

Reason 3: Because the dachshund is bursting with energy

Another reason not to adopt a dachshund: it’s a lively and energetic dog that needs a daily walk, loves to play, and enjoys regular physical activity; otherwise, watch out for little outbursts (barking, chewing…).

The dachshund is definitely not for you if you’re the type of owner who prefers to lounge in front of the TV after a long day at work instead of going out for some fresh air. 😁

Reason 4: The dachshund is a rigorous and demanding coach

Having a dachshund means you’re guaranteed to get your daily physical exercise! They can be quite insistent that you head out for at least an hour of walking every day… in their company, of course. 🐶

Reason 5: The dachshund can become a full-fledged family member in a heartbeat

Adopting a dachshund means running the risk of having a new family member crashing your Christmas photos…🎄 With their sweet and affectionate nature, you’re likely to fall under their spell quickly and might even end up letting them sleep in your bed! 😂

Reason 6: The sausage dog is too greedy

It’s well known that these four-legged sausages are real gluttons who will gobble up almost anything you offer them. If you aren’t careful with their diet, they risk suffering from obesity and back problems. Not the ideal dog for those who don’t have the time or desire to worry about what their dog eats. 😋

Reason 7: The dachshund is quite an investment

Between daily activities and games, you’ll also need to think about taking them for vet check-ups, regular grooming and brushing, not to mention outings in nature to give them the chance to rediscover their true hunting dog nature. In short, quite a responsibility! 🤓

Reason 8: The dachshund is overly cuddly? Too much for you

Another reason not to adopt a dachshund is that they are cuddle addicts. Whether you’re sitting quietly on the sofa or enjoying a lazy Sunday morning, they won’t hesitate to jump on you to demand their daily dose of affection. Not very pleasant, is it? 🥰

Reason 9: The dachshund will steal your children’s hearts

A truly easy-going dog, children love their company and the feeling is mutual. They can become the best friend who teaches your child the meaning of kindness and even responsibility. In no time, they might manage to replace you in your child’s heart! 😁

Reason 10: The dachshund will ruin your neighborhood relations

Even though a doxie is a particularly independent dog, they aren’t a big fan of long hours of solitude… They can start barking incessantly when left alone at home, which is sure to annoy the neighbors. 😅

Reason 11: The dachshund is a fierce hunter

Since the dachshund is a born hunter, their primitive instinct can sometimes drive them to go after small pets or even dogs larger than themselves without hesitation. But rest assured, this only happens if they haven’t been socialized from a very young age. 😊

Reason 12: The sausage dog loves other pets and might make them allies

Once the dachshund has adopted (yes, that’s the right term) your other pet, they will become the best of friends. 🥳 They can be very protective of their new companion, but they might also give them ideas about conquering the world… and especially your heart.

Reason 13: A dachshund is clingy!

Another reason not to adopt a doxie: they will follow you everywhere you go in the house! It’s their way of expressing all their affection, but their role as a bodyguard is also very important to them. Pleasantly intrusive, one might say. 😊

Reason 14: A dachshund offers happiness and it’s sometimes “too much”

According to some studies, receiving cuddles from a dog is an excellent stress-buster because your body produces oxytocin, commonly known as the “happiness hormone.” At any moment, a dachshund can send you a tidal wave of happiness and good cheer. Watch out for the flood! 🌊💚

Reason 15: You will become a servant to their whims

If you are the type of owner who gives in quickly to every little soulful look, avoid adopting a dachshund. They know perfectly well how to use their charm to get everything they want! 😂

Reason 16: Thanks to your dachshund you will make friends, not great for the lone wolf you are

If you don’t like interacting with people, we strongly advise against adopting a dachshund and walking with them in public. During outings, be aware that it is customary to chat with fellow dachshund enthusiasts. 😉

Reason 17: Dachshunds are too smart

A clever and mischievous little dog, they can easily and quickly learn instructions and house rules, just as they can decipher your phone’s passcode without much difficulty! 🤓

Reason 18: If you don’t want a guard dog

Despite their small size, the dachshund is a brave and bold ball of fur. They won’t hesitate to bark at the mailman or a guest who doesn’t inspire their trust. If you want a docile little dog with no reaction, look elsewhere! 😜

Reason 19: If you want to use them as a replacement dog

If you have lost a dog and want to adopt a dachshund to fill the void left by your pet, it is better not to adopt one. This little pooch has their own personality, so don’t expect them to fit into the mold you’ve planned for them.

The DoxieLife team – 💚 last modified on 05/22/2026